cumberbulge:

my brother just sat my mum down in the living room and started crying and she was getting really worried and he burst out with ‘I’M PREGNANT’ completely seriously, and my mum started yelling and was like ‘OH MY GOD, what the fuck, I raised you to be responsible’ and she was literally ranting for about 10 minutes until she realised and quietly walked out of the room

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askemaculentampora:

Alright! I’m eight away from 200 followers! 

And here’s how this is going to go.

When I hit 200 hundred followers, I will make a post for it and do a thing.

If anybody signal boosts this or my blog in general, I will give you a thank-you drawing of your choice. 

Thank you for your time and thank you for following!

hamburgay:

Tumblr giveaway. Must be following me. Everyone is winner. Everyone gets to follow me. My posts are prizes. Enjoy blog friends.